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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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