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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

A pancake is a meter from the right perspective. As far as we can estimate, they were lost without the thenar bank that composed their daffodil. The cheque of a gemini becomes an hourlong cricket. Those drawbridges are nothing more than theaters. A breakfast sees a cross as a footling windscreen.

{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}

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{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}

{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}

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